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Adopted lil bros are the best ever ever.

“I fucking love Nicki Minaj so much.”

“It’s like how black people can make slavery jokes; gays can make AIDS jokes.”

“We’re gonna get BELIG!”

“Did you know women associate dancing with sex? If you dance like that, you’re definitley not gonna get laid. …I didn’t know how to dance til I was gay.”

“Do you think they have Halloween in Sweden? Cause I need an excuse to dress like a whore.”

“We just took shots to ours livers. How classy is that?!”

“I kinda want someone to take a picture of me jumping on my bed with Ke$ha [poster] in the background.”

-da Beauster (over the past 24 hours)