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More BabyBroBeau..

“Foresters are definitely lesbian. Outbacks are, like, you’re 8 shots from being lesbian.”

“Gay is the new blonde.”

“‘I wonder how much money I’ve spent on coffee this semester.’ ‘Probably enough to buy a child in a third world country.’ ‘What the fuck, Beau?’ ‘You know, like, from Haiti, with the sex trade and stuff.’”

“‘Why do you think there are more gay guys than lesbian chicks?’ ‘Because vaginas are gross.’”

“You and Brittanee can be my sister wives.”